Funny Bollywood lyrics

Bollywood songs are a critical part of our films. They give body and a much needed pace to the film in most cases. But then there are some lyrics that absolutely make no sense at all and confuse us to the core. Neither are we able to understand the meaning or its placement in the given circumstance. These Bollywood songs with crazy lyrics deserve a special mention. Here are a few. Have a look.


1Yeh Jawani hai Diwani

“Paan may pudina dekha, naak ka nagina dekha,
Chikani chameli dekhi, chikana kamina dekha,
Chaand cheater hoke cheat kiya toh,
Saare taare bole gilli gilli akha.”

Really, what?! Ranbir we really love you, but what was the lyricist thinking? The song only worked because of all the hype, Ranbir, Remo and Ayaan’s vision.


2(Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna)

“Where’s the party tonight?
Somewhere down the road.
Where’s the party tonight?
On the dance floor.”

Okay, so if you don’t want to invite us then don’t. What’s with the dumb answers?

3Khiladi 786

“Tera pyaar pyaar hooka bar.”

Really? Dead, right here.



“Aaj blue hai paani paani paani paani paani paani,
Aur din bhi sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny.”

It is clearly, a case of lack of vocabulary. RIP lyrics.


5Dum Maaro Dum

“Unchain se uncha banda, potty peh bethe nanga.”

Who sits on potty with pants on? Please tell us. And what has this got to do with the title song?


6Tees Maar Khan

“My name is Sheila, Sheila ki Jawani.”

Umm… just one question, did we ask if you are young (jawan) or not?


7Hum Saath Saath Hain


Try singing this song and leaving it half-way, we bet you can’t. Our lyricists should be awarded for bringing pre-school back. Who gives a damn about lyrics in Bollywood right?



“Dreamum Wakeupum Critical Conditionum”

If you want to learn Malayalam to woo your guy, learn it the right way. How is putting ‘um’ after every word going to help? Senseless!

9Jodi No.1

“Anda Agar Na Hota To Murgiyaan Na Hoti, Murgiyon Ke Bin Maze Ki Partiyaan Na Hoti,
Gar Partiyaan Na Hoti To Aashiqui Na Hoti, Jo Aashiqui Na Hoti To Zindagi Na Hoti,
Ande Se Milti Murghi Murgi Se Milta Andam, Patna Ho Ya Batinda Ghar Ghar Mein Milta Anda, Is Mein Chupa Hai Jeevan Ka Fal Safa
Aao Sikhao Tume Ande Ka Funda, Yeh Nahin Pyare Koi Maamule Banda.”

Okay, brain freeze. It seems like eggs are more important than meaningful words in our industry.


“Mujhe apni bana le caller tune…soniye.”

Why? Aren’t you happy being human?



“Aa khushi se khudkushi kar le.”

Is that an invitation? The lyricist should be put behind bars for tempting people to commit suicide.

12Kya Supercool hai hum

“Tere shirt da mein tha button soniye.”

What was the lyricist thinking? If a man even attempted this before a woman he will be beaten to death.

13Meine Pyaar Kiya

“Tum ladki ho, mein ladka hu.”

Wow! Thanks man, we didn’t know. This is a prime example of awesome informative lyrics.

14Coolie No.1

I am sure we all have heard our favourite Govinda’s song

“Mein to rastey se ja raha tha…”
There is a line in that,
“Teri naani mari toh mein kya karu?”

What the hell? Karishma,you bad girl.

15Chote Sarkar

“Ek chumma tu mujhko udhaar dai de
Aur badle may U.P, Bihar lai le.”

Govinda, dude seriously? We wonder what Laloo Prasad Yadav has to say about these lyrics. Lol.


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